and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
That accounts for only three of the penises
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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