dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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