you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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