i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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