my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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