Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Naked. naked and bneed help.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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