Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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