you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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