Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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