Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
