i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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