She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
this boner is exhausting
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
