Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize