you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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