I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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