1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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