covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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