Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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