she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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