Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
