your thong is hanging out like whoa
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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