i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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