goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
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I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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