You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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