I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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