right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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