I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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