I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Randomize
