OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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