I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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