Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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