ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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