Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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