I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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