haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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