I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
it glows. i had to have it.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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