she was so not down for the gang bang
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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