WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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