"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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