have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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