she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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