I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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