you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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