I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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