You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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