If that was your dad, he is hot
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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