No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I want to have your abortion
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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