Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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