well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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