Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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