called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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