We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize