Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
