talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I looked at my own cervix.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Randomize
