BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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