last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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