it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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