Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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