i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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