seriously i just wanna be friends
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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